Go forth and be amused!

hilarious reviews for whole milk at Amazon
(I recommend clicking on "see all reviews" at the bottom of the page and sorting them from oldest to newest so you can watch the zaniness unfold.)

"Did this milk make anyone else GLOW IN THE DARK? After i had some with my midnight snack, i went to crawl into bed next to my husband and i realized my skin was GLOWING. I was glowing so bright that i woke him up. I told him it had to be the milk, he drank some and now HE glows too!"

"Darth Vader being a smartass"

personalized Samuel L. Jackson phone call for your friends

learning to snorgle (via cuteoverload)