Jane vs. Jayne: The Showdown

The contenders: Jane Austen, novelist, and Jayne Cobb, mercenary

Both have cunning hats:


































Both have inspired action figures:








































Clearly, it comes down to a battle of wits:

Jane: Where people wish to attach, they should always be ignorant. . . . A woman especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.

Jayne: If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak.

Advantage: Jane.